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attention stranger:

1. this tumblr is NSFW. even if it doesn't seem so at the beginning, even if the first page is just full of Sherlock or *clothed* beautiful women - DO NOT scroll further or follow if you're not prepared to see HARDCORE PERVERTED PORN. there. consider yourself warned.

2. I do not precede anything with spoiler warnings, trigger warnings or sarcasm warnings and if you're offended by anything, then be offended.

3. This tumblr is not koala tea.

4. I don't bite (unless you're into that sort of thing) and you can hit me in the askbox with the creepiest anon shit or whatever else.

If you're OK with that though, here are a couple of things you may or may not find here: Doctor Who & Torchwood, Firefly, Harry Potter, La Bellucci, anything Tolkien, anything Tom Hardy (who is a god and nothing you say will convince me otherwise), Martin Freeman, Andrew Scott, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Tom Hiddleston, Jennifer Lawrence, Star Trek, Star Wars, cats and other cute things, Tarantino, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Fringe, sharp objects, The Hunger Games, Nick Cave, House, Scrubs, Twihate, Misfits, Criminal Minds, Luther, Spooks, Christina Hendricks, dinosaurs, dragons and unicorns, Dune, Rocky Horror Picture Show, zombies, wuxia movies, Eddie Izzard, 300, Avengers, Batman, Socially Awkward Penguin, linguistics-related memes, Apocalyptica, Placebo, Marilyn Manson, selected musicals, science-related stuff, beautiful women, beatiful men, boobies, genitals, BDSM and sex acts. I am a slasher at heart but will ship anything. My favourites are: Snarry, Drarry, Jawnlock, Holmes/Watson, Captain Jack Harkness/everyone, Dr. Perry Cox/me, Fred/George, Tenth/Rose, and pretty much anything else the fandom tells me to, like Xavier/Magneto, Arthur/Eames, Kirk/Spock or POlivia, with varying intensity of feels on my part. I'm pretty passionate about the Sherlock/Jawn (b)romance, and Jayne/Vera is my OTP. I get excited about voices and accents.

And remember, a pervert is only someone who is kinkier than yourself.

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e1n: I am currently taking a class called “Visual Communications”, which apparently is the very first foundation class people take when they go to an art school.  The purpose of this class is to train you so that you are confident with your lines and won’t need to scribble too much while sketching. Our first week’s homework is training on hand stability.  I’ve heard a lot of artists complain that they have “shaky hands” and so when they ink their drawings, it comes out crap, so I thought I’d share my homework with you guys. Draw a line about 2 inch long, as straight as you possibly can without a ruler.  Go over this line EIGHT times without making the line any thicker.  Repeat this exercise 10 times. Draw a line about half a page long, as straight as you possibly can without a ruler.  Go over this line EIGHT times without making the line any thicker.  Repeat this exercise 10 times. Draw a line from one end of the page to the opposite end, as straight as you possibly can without a ruler.  Go over this line EIGHT times without making the line any thicker.  Repeat this exercise 10 times. Repeat the above exercise, but with an arc, and then with a wave. We’re supposed to do this every day before we draw as a warm-up.  Basically just keep drawing lines, arcs, and waves until you fill up an entire 8.5x11 page.  Use felt-tip pens like microns/multiliner/sharpie.  Keep doing this for the rest of your drawing life and your inking will get significantly better.

e1n:

I am currently taking a class called “Visual Communications”, which apparently is the very first foundation class people take when they go to an art school.  The purpose of this class is to train you so that you are confident with your lines and won’t need to scribble too much while sketching.

Our first week’s homework is training on hand stability.  I’ve heard a lot of artists complain that they have “shaky hands” and so when they ink their drawings, it comes out crap, so I thought I’d share my homework with you guys.

  1. Draw a line about 2 inch long, as straight as you possibly can without a ruler.  Go over this line EIGHT times without making the line any thicker.  Repeat this exercise 10 times.
  2. Draw a line about half a page long, as straight as you possibly can without a ruler.  Go over this line EIGHT times without making the line any thicker.  Repeat this exercise 10 times.
  3. Draw a line from one end of the page to the opposite end, as straight as you possibly can without a ruler.  Go over this line EIGHT times without making the line any thicker.  Repeat this exercise 10 times.

Repeat the above exercise, but with an arc, and then with a wave.

We’re supposed to do this every day before we draw as a warm-up.  Basically just keep drawing lines, arcs, and waves until you fill up an entire 8.5x11 page.  Use felt-tip pens like microns/multiliner/sharpie.  Keep doing this for the rest of your drawing life and your inking will get significantly better.

(via lightbulbsandlighthouses)

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