oral warm-up & deep analysis
attention stranger:
1. this tumblr is NSFW. even if it doesn't seem so at the beginning, even if the first page is just full of Sherlock or *clothed* beautiful women - DO NOT scroll further or follow if you're not prepared to see HARDCORE PERVERTED PORN. there. consider yourself warned.
2. I do not precede anything with spoiler warnings, trigger warnings or sarcasm warnings and if you're offended by anything, then be offended.
3. This tumblr is not koala tea.
4. I don't bite (unless you're into that sort of thing) and you can hit me in the askbox with the creepiest anon shit or whatever else.
If you're OK with that though, here are a couple of things you may or may not find here: Doctor Who & Torchwood, Firefly, Harry Potter, La Bellucci, anything Tolkien, anything Tom Hardy (who is a god and nothing you say will convince me otherwise), Martin Freeman, Andrew Scott, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Tom Hiddleston, Jennifer Lawrence, Star Trek, Star Wars, cats and other cute things, Tarantino, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Fringe, sharp objects, The Hunger Games, Nick Cave, House, Scrubs, Twihate, Misfits, Criminal Minds, Luther, Spooks, Christina Hendricks, dinosaurs, dragons and unicorns, Dune, Rocky Horror Picture Show, zombies, wuxia movies, Eddie Izzard, 300, Avengers, Batman, Socially Awkward Penguin, linguistics-related memes, Apocalyptica, Placebo, Marilyn Manson, selected musicals, science-related stuff, beautiful women, beatiful men, boobies, genitals, BDSM and sex acts. I am a slasher at heart but will ship anything. My favourites are: Snarry, Drarry, Jawnlock, Holmes/Watson, Captain Jack Harkness/everyone, Dr. Perry Cox/me, Fred/George, Tenth/Rose, and pretty much anything else the fandom tells me to, like Xavier/Magneto, Arthur/Eames, Kirk/Spock or POlivia, with varying intensity of feels on my part. I'm pretty passionate about the Sherlock/Jawn (b)romance, and Jayne/Vera is my OTP. I get excited about voices and accents.
And remember, a pervert is only someone who is kinkier than yourself.
Schrödinger’s Executive Decision Maker
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I want, need, desire and crave for this because of reasons.
WANT WANT GIMME.
ooc: omg it’s like a magic 8 ball but actually decisive
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*A* wants this because kitty…
(via starksexual)
AAAH THIS IS SO COOL